BeastsoftheNFCeast
03-01-2007, 09:37 AM
Ive literally been in the woods the past two months (dont ask) and have not gotten any football or redskin info. Can you guys please tell me the happenings with the skins, and summorize the big happenings with the rest of football.
Schneed10
03-01-2007, 09:44 AM
Don't bother to read the boards or anything. Wouldn't want to put you out.
FRPLG
03-01-2007, 09:45 AM
Well:
Parcells quit and the Turds almost hired, get this, Norv Turner. But in the end Turner grew a miraculous backbone so he didn't get the job. They hired Wade Phillips.
Then After all the other teams had hired coaches and such the Chargers sh*tcaned Marty and hired, get this, Norv Turner as their headcoach. I am not making that up.
Grimm didn't get the job in Pittsburg even though they had offered it to him. The Bears canned their D coordinator so he is in San Diego with Turner and Cotrell. The Bears also seriously jeopardized their coming seasons when they low balled Lovie Smith on an extension and players started telling FAs not to come to the team. Finally the Bears' cheap-asses relented and gave Lovie a fair deal.
The Skins cut a few people of little consequence. Fauria, Vincent. Restructured Brunelll and Jansen.
What else everyone?
The Skins are going to trade for Favre
The Skins are going to trade for Favre
Ameila Earhart has been found and will be anchoring the cheerleading squad in 2007
ArtMonkDrillz
03-01-2007, 09:57 AM
Britney Spears shaved her head bald and went after the paparazzi with an umbrella, and Anna Nicole Smith died. I didn't make either of those stories up.
In football news, the Colts won the Super Bowl and Sean Taylor decapitated the Bills punter in the Pro Bowl. That is all.
FRPLG
03-01-2007, 09:59 AM
Yeah he almost killed the guy I think. Poor punter never saw it coming.
ArtMonkDrillz
03-01-2007, 10:00 AM
Oh yeah, somehow PacMan Jones managed to drag $81,000 (in $1 bills, I think) into a Vegas strip club and then beat up some dancers. Look for the Skins to make a big push for him this weekend.
That hit was the most talked about aspect of the Pro bowl. Gotta' love ST
memphisskin
03-01-2007, 10:13 AM
The Bills punter was seeking to file attempted murder charges against Taylor, but he quickly dropped the charges after seeing the Skins on the Bills schedule in '07 with the condition that the Buffalo coaching staff NOT run a fake punt vs. the Skins.