Talking urinal cakes?

When urinal speaks, will drunks listen? - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17171167/)

This would totally freak me out.

Be better if they said Feed Me.

I like how at the bottom it said three of them had already been stolen. Why a person would steal a talking urinal cake is pretty stupid. Sure it'd be nice to have if you had a urinal at home, but i wouldn't stick it in a toilet. Either way i'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, if something talked to me while I was drunk i'd probably be like, wait a second i'm drunk of course random objects are gonna be trying to talk to me, i better just ignore it before i do something stupid.

Is that a real article? It sounds like something from the Onion. I love it when the guy says, now that's thinking outside the box. Classic.

it's real, and it's really stupid.

My future is in my hand. My penis is my future?!

My future is in my hand. My penis is my future?!

The future is yours!

So when the public service announcements say the kids are our future, exactly what are they saying about our kids?!?!?