Advertising Slogan Generator (revisited)

I thought Id bring this back for some more fun:

The Advertising Slogan Generator (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan)

I typed in Bill Parcells Retiring and the slogan was:
You Deserve A Bill Parcells Retiring Today!

Hahahah, Thanks, I sure do!

Step Into The Michael Vick Water Bottle.

This is even better:

Have a Break. Have a Michael Vick Water Bottle.

Snap into a TAFKAS!

Is this thing trying to tell us something?

Be Like Dad, Keep Adam Archuleta.

LOL, I was just about to try Archuleta

Only the crumbliest, flakiest Dale Lindsey

The curiously strong Al Saunders!

Look, Ma, No Trade Clinton Portis!

Do The Tony Romo Fumble!

HAHAHAHAHA!