Slogan to help me win $$$!

MalcolmANDJemima: ok i need your help to win me $25 in university merchandise
MalcolmANDJemima: computing is implementing a "network access control" which basically forces the studnets to have all their updates, virus protection etc before their computer will work on our network

These are the details of my conversation with TAFKAS, so I'm opening it up to everyone else to help me. There's this bad ass Underarmour workout gear I want at the bookstore. Even though I can't share the prize, I promise to put up pics of me hot and sweaty in it. Oooh baby.

I need to come up with a name for it.

$25? How about 100 of us donate a quarter to you? I think that would take less energy and time.

HAHAHAHA. So I should suggest Goodwill?

Cure AIDS! hmm no doesent work
Dont be a of fool update your virus tool! better

Network Access Control: Kills Bugs Dead
Network Access Control: All You Need is a Network and a Dream
Network Access Control: Go On, Get Your Network On
Network Access Control: Kids Will Do Anything For Network.
Network Access Control: Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Network?

Ok, seriously though.
Network Access Control: So you can view Porn Safely.
or
NAC - We Have a knack for protection.

A PC is a terrible thing to waste. Update today.

Need a little X-tra cash? You will if you don't update your virus protection.

DO NOT CLICK THIS BUTTON!. {put the update virus button behind this warning tag on your website. Guaranteed every colllege kid will select it}

I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool. {show a picture of the dean with a mohawk}

Updating your virus protection , so easy a VMI cadet could do it.

Update now and win a chance for a date with ArtMonkDrillz.

I was going to make some suggestions until I realized I could never top this...
I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool. [/I]{show a picture of the dean with a mohawk}

Update now and win a chance for a date with ArtMonkDrillz. PS - F'ugly chicks and dudes need not apply

HAHA. These are all great. I'll submit the "I pity the fool who don't update their virus tool."

That's awesome.