My Defensive Makeover

I'll only play safety. I can "reach" Taylor. Some call me the "Thug Whisperer".

LOL!

"If you kill it, they will come"

Wait, wait! I want to be one of those guys who runs out on the field during timeouts with a Gatorade bottle and a towel.

They wear sweet khaki pants. I look fantastic in khaki pants.

I'm kind of Santana Moss-esque, minus the speed and unreal football skills.

I'll play nickle and be the gadget play guy on offense (reverses, options, etc.)

Wonder what my Madden rating would be?

Brandon Lloyd is worth negative right now. I think we'd get more out of a turd covered in burnt hair. AA has value???? I think we could maybe get warren sapp's jock strap for AA. Randy moss is a less effective TO, enough said. It is funny though, how Snyder might like the idea, or at least he would have a couple years ago when he was a little boy with a new christmas toy (redskins franchise).

Goes without saying we keep Albright to be our long snapper. Am I right guys?

My sister is convinced that I should try-out to be one of those guys that runs the huge Redskins flag across the endzone after we score a TD. I think I'd need to hire a personal trainer before I tried anything that exhausting.

I'm kind of Santana Moss-esque, minus the speed and unreal football skills.

I'll play nickle and be the gadget play guy on offense (reverses, options, etc.)

Wonder what my Madden rating would be?

I'll bet it's as high as Ethan Albright's.

Move AMD to DE - I got Sapp's back at 6'2" 275. Since I am the slowest white man ever (I make Grady Jackson look like a sprinter), I am only good on the line. Hell, I am so slow even AA could cover me.

Goes without saying we keep Albright to be our long snapper. Am I right guys?

Shoot, I say we move him to QB. He can stand with his back to the line of scrimmage and just long snap the ball downfield every time. He'd make Peyton look like a punk.

Move AMD to DE - I got Sapp's back at 6'2" 275. Since I am the slowest white man ever (I make Grady Jackson look like a sprinter), I am only good on the line. Hell, I am so slow even AA could cover me.

I'm fine with that. In fact, I have a wicked spin move (it takes a full 8 seconds).