Naming Right for Dallas!

I've loved calling them the cowpies for as long as I can remember. it perfectly describes my feelings toward the organization and what I hope they slip in every time I have to think about them.

Cowbitches has always been my favorite.

fucktards is always a great catchall...

Cowpunks comes to mind, but all these seem to be in the right direction.

~uses best Willie Nelson voice

"Momma don't let yer babies grow up to be cowboys,
Just let'em pick guitars, go to bars and get drunk.
Teach'em and Riggins, Sammy Baugh and Art Monk."

lol
They'll always be DalASS to me.
hahaha

peace
mike

May I suggest a song for this season?

Sung to the tune of "I came, I saw, I conga'd"

Let's all laugh at Dallas,
Let's all laugh at Dallas,
Ha, ha, ha, ha,
Ha, ha, ha, ha,

Purile, I know, but I really don't like 'em.

I don't think I've actually ever talked to a cowpie fan before but if the guy I "talked" too tonight is anything like the majority of their fans, then god help us all, lol. It was like talking to a wall. It was so sad it was kinda depressing, but then that quickly turned to hatred again so I was all good, lol.
:dallas:

anyways :httr:

I'm afraid if I post a name for Dallas I may get fined by the FCC!