F awkward moments as a child

I never had "the talk". I gathered knowledge through painfully slow increments (playboy, skin-a-max). Most of my theories and hypothesis' were dispelled in 8th grade Sex Ed.

HA. Oh man, I so remember the early days of sexuality and porn. I remember back in middle school when we'd basically trade our souls to get a Playboy. It was almost like a black market in middle/high school when it came to porn.

I never had the talk with my folks either. I guess they figured I knew what I needed to know from school...and when they'd randomly find my Dad's Playboys in my room.

Was anyone else weird about how they put those Playboys back? I'd make sure they were in the same position, turned the SAME way each time I'd put them back.

The most truly awkward moments I had were really divorce-releated. Not hilarious at all and I'm sure those people who were in the situation can relate. It was rumor and probably fact that my Dad cheated and married who is now my stepmother.

Basically, it was a huge shit-storm where my parents hated each other for years. There were constant child-support custody battles and I always remember my dad pulling up at the bottom of my driveway for his weekend visits. Sometimes my brother wouldn't come and he'd actually shed a tear thinking that my mom had corrupted him and made him lose my bro.

NOW my bro is a father to a 16 year old girls baby. Who's laughing now beyotch?!


Sort of the same situation with me. My dad took off with our neighborhood babysitter. When people would ask me who my dad remarried, I'd say the name and they would be like "Oh, wasn't she your...oh ...ok... umm...well...how are you doing?"

I thought this thread was going to be about your manhood getting caught in your pants' zipper and having someone else help you with getting it "unstuck."

I remember in 6th grade they divided up the boys and girls and showed us a movie, god was it horrible. I remember being freaked out when I learned what a period was.

i remember that day like it was yesterday. my teacher made us tally the number of times that we laughed, i was a bad kid to say the least. i laughed like there was no tomarrow and the teacher was like 'don't be so immature'
i was like 7 or 8 and he is telling me to be more mature? come off it.

so i was like 'suck it teach' jk what i should of said though

In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman.

They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us?

In high school they actually showed us an "X-Ray video" of a man "finishing" inside a woman.

They might as well have shown us porn. What would THAT teach us?

i saw the exact same thing. was that the one that they showed the pregnancy too?

that was the grossiest thing i have ever seen, all hairy and gross. birth is beautiful but gross

I never got "the talk" from my parents and even though I didn't need it I thought it would be funny to see how they handled it. I sometimes wonder why they didn't tell me. Did they think I'd never be in a situation where I'd have sex? or did they even know what the hell was going on down there? me and my 3 siblings just came from some damn stork.