saden1
11-20-2006, 06:02 PM
What would your letter to Santa contain? Here is my letter to Santa.
Dear Santa,
I don't really think you exist but in the off chance you do I would like to tell you how good I have been this year. Lets see, I have been kind to people, managed to return shopping carts to the designated area even when it was raining monsoon style, and gave to charitable causes. In light of all of this information I hope that you find it in your heart to get me one of these (http://www.svt.ford.com/).
gibbsisgod
11-20-2006, 06:10 PM
Questioning Santa's existence right off the bat like that gets you on the naughty list.
Dear Santa,
You freaking rock man!!!! I love you. Please bring me a PS3. Its the only way I can get one cause I aint paying no 600 dollars on a gotdam gaming system. Who the EFF does Sony think they are?
And bring me Madden also cause I cant afford the games either.
Thanks!
dall-assblows
11-20-2006, 06:33 PM
dear santa,
i know you stole my damn redskins. give them back. if you dont guve them back i will find you and i will kill you. i know where you live. the north pole!!!
thanks, have a nice trip!
dall-assblows
11-20-2006, 06:34 PM
santa is real. i saw him last night with my girlfriend. kind of wierd, but he is real
gibbsisgod
11-20-2006, 06:35 PM
dear santa,
i know you stole my damn redskins. give them back. if you dont guve them back i will find you and i will kill you. i know where you live. the north pole!!!
thanks, have a nice trip!I just heard on the radio that Santa was gonna be at the Valley Mall in Hagerstown MD this weekend. We should roll on his fat ass!
dall-assblows
11-20-2006, 06:39 PM
I just heard on the radio that Santa was gonna be at the Valley Mall in Hagerstown MD this weekend. We should roll on his fat ass!
lets do it.
that fat ass jolly man is responsible for all of this.
i'm bringing my hammer and bat.
santa is going down
Redskin
11-20-2006, 11:02 PM
Dear Santa,
I know your a giver but can you learn to recieve a gift, i am giving you AA. I think that he would serve well in your workshop as an elf becuase he tackles like one. Also i advise you to keep him of wrapping paper duty becuas ehe cant cover shit.
dall-assblows
11-20-2006, 11:08 PM
dear santa,
please stop making my girlfriend laugh at night
SmootSmack
11-20-2006, 11:21 PM
Dear Santa,
I know your a giver but can you learn to recieve a gift, i am giving you AA. I think that he would serve well in your workshop as an elf becuase he tackles like one. Also i advise you to keep him of wrapping paper duty becuas ehe cant cover shit.
That was pretty damn funny. Especially the wrapping paper part