Dog-sitting for the enemy

So when I moved to a new apartment I noticed our next-door neighbors, a young couple, had Dallas Cowboys stickers and license plate frames all over their cars. I was obviously a bit distressed and looked forward to gloating and mocking them soundly all season.

Obviously given the way the Skins season has gone I didn't get much of a chance to gloat. To be honest I've kept my mouth shut and laid low.

So yesterday the wife of the neighbor asks my wife if we wouldn't mind taking care of their dog while they're out of town this weekend. Turns out they're heading to Dallas for the game this weekend.

To make a long story short(er), it turns out that the guy is Jason Witten's brother.

Evidently I'm now dog-sitting for the brother of a Dallas Cowboys tightend. I really don't know how to feel, or whether or not to hold the dog for ransom or maybe replace all the Cowboys memorabilia in the apartment with Redskins stuff...

Dude, let the pranks begin.

Shave It!!!!

I'll give you $20 to shave the Skins' logo onto it's side.

Ill give another 5

http://www.ticketsconcertssports.com/redskins-dog6a.jpg

you know you are ABSOLUTELY obligated to do something....

at the very least dress the dog up in skins stuff and put pictures up here, so we can mock Witten's nephew...

Oh, and you have to put him in an AA jersey...

that's at the very least. I say the dog is fair game. you can pretend it was kidnapped and one of us can hold it for ransom...

what kind of dog is it?

if you can get money from jason witten for the ransom, then it's actually all for the best.

and witten is the guy who gave away the skins-roids game anyways, so you owe him a favor.

the redskins emlem shaven into the dog is a great idea

Yeah, that's all you have to say.

Just say it's the least you could do for the favor that Jason Witten did US.