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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks PDA The Onion - Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks Pages : [1] 2 RedskinRat 11-09-2006, 05:33 PM Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks \| The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916) PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February. jbcjr14 11-09-2006, 05:39 PM F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's? RedskinRat 11-09-2006, 05:40 PM F these low fat snacks...where are the ho-ho's? Posting in the 'Locker Room' forum. Ohhh, you meant...oh, uh...... dall-assblows 11-09-2006, 05:44 PM low fat, f that i want high fat! Monkeydad 11-10-2006, 10:14 AM If you want chips...deal with the salt and fat. Stop messing up my snacks, you grass-eaters. TheMalcolmConnection 11-10-2006, 11:38 AM Yeah, sometimes I get so sick of healthy shit that I go into a restaurant and ask them what their FATTIEST food is and get that. Big C 11-10-2006, 11:43 AM guys...its the onion... SmootSmack 11-10-2006, 11:45 AM guys...its the onion... I was wondering when someone would point that out RedskinRat 11-10-2006, 11:46 AM Seriously...... Yesterday I had too much coffee and went post crazy. Today'll be a little more subdued. GhettoDogAllStars 11-10-2006, 11:47 AM http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Frito-Lay-Jump-R.article.jpg "Frito-Lay delivery people drop off a 'bunch of bullshit to some pricks somewhere.'" LMAO!