Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat

FOX Sports - NFL - Coach sues, claims wife found dead rat in salad (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6108662?FSO1&ATT=HCP&GT1=8705)

I mean that's gotta suck. A big ass rat in your salad. But come on, how could that woman NOT see a 6 inch rat in a salad? Those salads aren't that big. The staff must've covered him up very well. More reasons why I don't eat fast food anymore. :Smoker:

Don't they pack those salads in bags?

Rat Salad? wasn't that a black sabbath song? :)

That's not right. The rat should have been in the coache's salad, Don't blame the wife for her husband's evil doings. What a shame.

Did she get the salad from Wendy's?

That's Rat-tastic!!!

Mybe it was REDSKINS RAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ok...im done....

It could have been my special sauce.......

special sauce? :eek:

"Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen."

"Rat semen"