Deep Thoughts for the Bye Week

Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy (http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm)

I was going to write a random list like the new guy, but these are better than anything I could come up with.

i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

This one made me shit my pants.

perfect, thats great

"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

hahahahaha

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."

i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?

Now that's funny.

i saw the title of the thread and your name under it, and thought wtf?
:(

My minor in college was philosophy

just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here

just kidding:) it seems like everyone is alittle uptight around here

wtf's uptight? you know what, F you. F all of you!




grr.