Solution to the Redskins Secondary Woes

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Drift Reality
10-12-2006, 12:36 AM
Sometimes, when the reality is grim all we can do is poke fun. That's what this thread was supposed to be about.

SARCASM PEOPLE!!!

I didn't used to have to spell these things out on this board...

NAVYSKINSFAN
10-12-2006, 09:10 AM
Is anyone familiar with Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist? Well, the reason I ask is because in the story, the protaganist travels far away from home in search of his destiny. Ultimately, he realizes that his destiny (symbolized by his treasure) is buried underneath the ground from where he began his journeys - at home.

My point in relating this parable is that I can't believe everyone is overlooking the brilliant solution to our problems in the secondary. Drum roll please....

Ade Jimoh

Yes, that's right. In my estimation, in week 7, doctors will discover that Shawn Springs pussy has been irrevocably damaged and his career is over. Trailing 40-0 against the Colts, God tells Gibbs to insert future hall-of-famer Ade Jimoh into the starting lineup. Miracurously, he returns 8 interceptions for touchdowns in one game, breaking the NFL record by 6 touchdowns returned in a game (this is a guess) and we win the game 56-40.

Championship...


its like looking into a crystal ball

Dogtag
10-12-2006, 09:57 AM
Hey, I thought it was funny.

I'm glad someone used a the ADE instead of Jason Campbell (for a change) in a trip through fantasyland. Championship --- YYEESSSSSS.

Cheers!

mike340
10-12-2006, 10:48 AM
Great post!

bigmarley4
10-12-2006, 10:52 AM
Hey, I thought it was funny.

I'm glad someone used a the ADE instead of Jason Campbell (for a change) in a trip through fantasyland. Championship --- YYEESSSSSS.

Cheers!

Ade does have heart. PUT HIM IN G DUBBS!

VTSkins897
10-12-2006, 10:54 AM
i thought it was funny.

firstdown
10-12-2006, 10:56 AM
I haven't herd his name all season. What is he doing? Last year he did step up in his coverages the few games he was asked to do so.

VTSkins897
10-12-2006, 11:08 AM
AJ Hawkins!

JoeRedskin
10-12-2006, 01:29 PM
In the Super Bowl, Ade intercepts Carson Palmer's pass and returns it for a 104 yard touchdown - winning the game. The pass was intended for, of course, ...

TJ Who's your mama.

Championship. Lock it up.

Daseal
10-12-2006, 01:45 PM
HUrray personal attacks! That's what thewarpath is about!

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