The Classic Definition of Irony (Yes, another TO thread)

This just in guys... There will be a 4th book in the series... Little T grows up and learns how to be an Asshole.

"Little T's Frontal Lobotomy"-It's not all bad kids...wait, what was I saying?

who the hell would buy any of this trash for their kids?
I'm going to be buying it for myself. Ask my girl, I'm very selfish.

Wow! By the spacing of the releases it's obvious that it takes them 6 months to write a children's book. I'm a bit surprised the main character isn't named Donovan. And I would expect he would follow this with a series for adolescents. The first one would be when "Little T" discovered that it was more enjoyable to have sex with others than by himself.

here are some upcoming releases in the series:

"Little T Learns To Talk In The Third Person"
"Little T Learns How To Be An Attention Whore"
"Little T Learns How To Be Selfish"
"Little T Learns How To Piss Off An Entire Team's Fans"
"Little T Learns To Throw His Quarterback Under The Bus"

Little T Learns Not To Mix Prescription Meds
Little T Learns To Love Him Some Him
Little T Learns To Hold a Press Conference

So he is writing self helf help books on his level of understanding and commitment to bettering himself.

Actually, he is stretching himself by writing above and beyond his comprehensive capabilities and maturity level.

It's rumoured the books will contain polysyllabic words.