Dogtag presents "The Official Moderator Roast Thread"

Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...) One more and maybe I can make the Warpath.net Aristocrats 2.0 with 4 new characters...

Or I can just roast the forgotten individually:

Summo is so fat that when he auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark, he got the part of the big Rolling Ball. When he bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. When he wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"

Man, and he's also dumb. He's so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. It took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. He's so dumb he got stabbed in a shoot out.

But seriously, he's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in his shower. After he was born, his mother said "What a treasure!" and his father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Well, perhaps as the needle used to inflate the football.

Hahaha! BURN!

Wow... Another mod I forgot! (We really do need a page with a list of mods...)

Some of the roles need to be updated, but here's the list

http://www.thewarpath.net/showgroups.php

no way anyone's gonna top thewarpath aristocrats...so why even try?

I won't say anything bad about the mods. I'll let the image search results for "mods" do the talking:

http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/japan_body_mods.jpg
http://www.sun-house.net/underground/mods_19981227.jpg
http://www.darsu.btinternet.co.uk/mabel/releases/mods_bestof.jpg
http://www.darsu.btinternet.co.uk/mabel/mabeljpg/mods2.jpg
http://www.artelio.org/IMG/mods_03.jpg
http://www.kapowgifts.com/acatalog/mods-jaclk-sticker.jpg
http://mizz-c.seesaa.net/image/mods_hair_s.jpg
http://quakeconpics.com/2001/2001-08-12/mvc-006s.ym.qc2k1.2001-08-12.case-mods--castle-greyskull.jpg
http://www.konaka-dolls.com/img/jenny/mods2.jpg
http://www.fujitv.co.jp/FACTORY/photo/LOT0022mods-live3.jpg
http://images.gruntville.com/casegallery/albums/album259/Mods_036.sized.jpg
http://www.mdcbowen.org/cobb/archives/comic/20040216-446-Mods-thumb.jpg
http://people.brandeis.edu/~jmonaco/m6/rainy/RainyMods07.JPG
http://www.revelationfilmfest.org/images/mods_04.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods14F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods3F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods15F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods9F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods6F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods4F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods12F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods13F.jpg
http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods5F.jpg

http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods6F.jpg

What are they doing!?!?!?

http://www.moortownrufc.org/Mods6F.jpg

What are they doing!?!?!?

Didn't you guys know that holding someone up by their balls and ass is the best way to get a rugby ball from the air?

I was going to attempt to roast Matty, but I just can't think of anything. I mean, how can you possibly roast someone who always has wonderful thoughts to add, AND is right all the time!?!

Like this one time a couple years ago, someone had written out a four paragraph post about why Ramsey should be the starter. Matty responded with "Ramsey sucks! Nuff said.", and half a dozen members(myself included) responded with stuff like "HAhAHa!, jOo R sO riTe mAtTY!" and "Ooooo... burn" and "I agree with Matty". I mean, how are you supposed to roast someone with that kind of insight? In fact, I'm getting T-Shirts made for like minded members like myself, that say "Matty Ball Washer's Club". Let me know if you're interested.





Kind words, hmmm... Matty, I like your website. :laughing2

I think there was entirely too much interaction between myself and BrudLee in the Aristocrats post.

Besides, MattyK72 is more my type. He's got such an enormous...

EGO!

Another joecrisp siting? Wow, thats two times this year, his ppd is going up like crazy ;)