The Moderator Poll

In an earlier post - hell, in many earlier posts - the abilities of the Administrators and Moderators of this website have been impugned and maligned. On behalf of the moderators and management of this site, we respect your opinions, and have been greatly heartened by the always-strong replies that defend our hard work.

It has been suggested that, perhaps, some moderators are... shall we say, a little more valuable than others. JWSleep ( a valuable member of the Warpath family) even humorously suggested a - get this - Moderator Poll! Well, despite my better judgement, Matty has coerced me into starting this thread.

Please take the time to vote for your favorite moderator. It may be because you like the way they write, or the even hand with which they solve disputes. In my case, it may be because of their youthful charm and rugged good looks. Bragging rights are at stake, so give us your opinion.

P.S. My birthday is in two days. Guess what I want?

If elected I promise no homework and extended recess! And I don't want to start any rumors but I think I think I saw Brud having lunch with Pasquarelli, Peter King and his softball-playing daughter the other day. I'm just sayin' is all.

All right. I'll admit it. I like me, and I'll tell you why.

I'm just a Joe Potato-head type from Hicksville, DE. Honestly, it's amazing I can even use a keyboard. Yet, here I am, posting my cogent thoughts on all matters Burgundy and Gold. It's a real Horatio Alger story.

Also, I fell for the birthday thing. Who doesn't want to vote for a guy close to his birthday? I'm surprised all of our Presidents weren't born in November.

P.S. My personal relationship with Mr. King aside, at least I don't have a lock of his daughter's hair in my diary...smootsmack, I'm taking to you.

If you don't vote for me I'll boot you from the board, any questions?

And yes I can see who voted for who.

Cheers!


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"Give a hoot, vote Smoot"

Where's the ass-kissing choice of "All of the above?"

:D

But seriously... no favorites. I like everyone's personalities.. or at least how they come across in writing. I also really dig this board because name-calling and trolling are essentially non-existant... so that's kudos to all the mods for creating this more intelligent atmosphere and not putting up with that kind of BS.

All that said, though, I gotta go with smootsmack. He did promise longer recesses. You can't beat that with a stick.

Then again, if anyone wants to see smoot's "Longer Recess" and raise it to "Free Beer Brought To You By Nubile Young Red-Headed Lasses In Bikinis and Spike Heels", I'll change my vote!

If you don't vote for me I'll boot you from the board, any questions?

And yes I can see who voted for who.

Cheers!


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Idle threats from the man behind the curtain...

Also, for those of you who value his opinion, how about this:
Brud -
You're my favorite. Seriously.

So it should really be a simple matter.

Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there

Butz Baby! Consider it done, of course we'll have Blondes and Brunettes as well. Can't discriminate. And blue-haired as well for all you Marge Simpson fans out there

You see, I told you he hates bald women!

This kind of divisive behavior cannot be tolerated!

You see, I told you he hates bald women!

This kind of divisive behavior cannot be tolerated!

Damn was hoping no one would catch that....what I really dig is women with potato heads!