The Moderator Poll

I love it! "Smack and Jimoh in O' Fo'" I'm bringing Crazy Canuck aboard to balance the budget, SportsCurmudgeon to keep us all in check. SkinsnCanes will provide the redheads et al. via Miami and I gotta have Daseal because well why not? Any one else want to join the winning party?


redheads?!?! No way man, if you want my help ill get teh blondes, ive got a big thing for blondes. Of course my girlfriends hair is red and blonde...but still, hard to find redheads in miami. Ever seen a latin redhead?

But you included me in a party that involves money and women, so i guess im aboard the SmootSmack bandwagon. Smoot was the first to welcome me and well blah blah, you are all great and the message board is an awesome thing to have. if you guys ever need anyhelp let me know, if you havent noticed i just the board and post every now and again.

OH, and Matty im not voting for you until I get a different icon, the player maker is the same as the first round draft choice and its driving me nuts. Heh

OK.
MattyK - Way to waste your votes.

RedskinRat - the only moderator on this list besides me who's worth a damn.

So, to recap, it's 95 minutes until my birthday, and I'm getting horse-whipped in the polls. If you want to send me a present, rope would be nice - go ahead and tie the f---ing noose in it if you want to save me some time. Bastards.

So according to Bruce Wayne the Bat-Moderator, votes for the founder are a waste. The only moderators worth a damn are himself and RedskinRat, and the rest of you are bastards.

Way to win votes Brud!

BL going on the offensive slinging a little mud, I like it!

Just remember BL, I brought you in to this forum and I can take you out!

LOL

So according to Bruce Wayne the Bat-Moderator, votes for the founder are a waste. The only moderators worth a damn are himself and RedskinRat, and the rest of you are bastards.

Way to win votes Brud!

I may or may not have been a little tipsy during that writing. Personally, I think that only enhances my street cred as a gonzo moderator who doesn't care whose toes he steps on.

HARDCORE!

JoeRedskin I was looking to revive the Gregorian Chant fad of the early 90s and figured you would be perfect to go along with the musical stylings of Sammy Baugh fan and of course SkinsRock (I didn't forget you!).

Ok, you all do a great job, but after much debating between a couple of you (yeah, "the founder" and "the reporter"), I have finally placed my vote for you Smootsmack instead for remembering me and my geetar skillz! :headbange ROCK ON!!!

Oh, and I prefer blondes... :biggthump

Do I have to start tossing out some serious bribes?

How about a bribe that I can actually deliver on unlike some of the other stuff that is going on here, LOL.

Vote for me and I will hook up with the Redskins avatar of your choice. How's that for buying votes!

BL... your rundown was freaking hysterical. Also, Happy Birthday! We who were born in '70 have to stick up for each other. Mighty fine year, 1970 was.

SmootSmack... if you provide the brown liquor, I'll bring my guit-fiddle too. It's much much MUCH easier to find redheads with a Telecaster strapped on! Lord knows my "charming personality" and "average white boy looks" just don't cut it. Also, since SkinsRock digs blondes, we should have no problem not stepping on each other's toes.

Matty... (that's Matty K to you bitches) I like the way you yield power... either bow down to the powers that be or find your Warpath account "accidentaly" deleted. Way to swing that blade!

Paul Woody... BL is right. Quit ripping off our man JoeCrisp. Loser.

To All... this has got to be the funniest damn thread I've ever read here. Good stuff!

obviously my point was lost you on DBB

hmmm, I might have to "review" your account tonight

LOL

Ok, you all do a great job, but after much debating between a couple of you (yeah, "the founder" and "the reporter"), I have finally placed my vote for you Smootsmack instead for remembering me and my geetar skillz! :headbange ROCK ON!!!

Oh, and I prefer blondes... :biggthump

Say no more SkinsRock, here's what we have in stock at the Smack Shack:

http://www.edromanguitars.com/resources/images/ingjar06.jpg

obviously my point was lost you on DBB

hmmm, I might have to "review" your account tonight

LOL

Hehehe... nope, your point wasn't lost at all! Sometimes you just gotta be the fly in authority's ointment. That and some people actually call me a smart ass right to my face. Can you believe that?!?! The nerve! Sheesh.

While you're "reviewing" my account, could you slide a couple hundred over from savings to checking for me? I gotta cover that check I wrote this morning.

Thanks!

:D