Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise Cuts Deal with New Group - Los Angeles Times (http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-082806cruise,0,1677604.story?coll=la-home-headlines)

Will they begin setting up those biofeedback booths at home games?

As far as the Lord Xenu crack back, see:

Chicago Tribune | The Watcher (http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2005/11/lord_xenu_part_.html)

or refer back to the South Park episode in question.

tom cruise is one wacked out dude

Maybe our offense is controlled by alien spirits and that's why they suck right now...

Ahem (http://www.thewarpath.net/warpath-parking-lot/13943-dan-snyder-signs-tom-cruise.html)

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June

You better Lock It Up!

Ahem (http://www.thewarpath.net/warpath-parking-lot/13943-dan-snyder-signs-tom-cruise.html)

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June

http://www.julkaisut.fi/lip433/media/need%20a%20hug.jpg

This may be the beer talking, but I'm not going to lie. That cat is cute.

that just made me giggle like a fat girl going down a water slide

So Dan Snyder owns Tom Cruise now? Can he kick? He wont be bringing any of his views or opinions within 2K miles of any Redskins will he??? File for a restraining order now.

I hear that Cruise is going to make Top Gun 2. His co pilot is going to be SouthEast Jerome.