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hooskins
08-28-2006, 10:24 PM
Tell her you find ignorance offensive...then drop some knowledge on her. And of course, kick a puppy if you have to get your point across more clearly

VHY DID SHE DO IT??

dmek25
08-29-2006, 07:09 AM
huh?

NAVYSKINSFAN
08-29-2006, 07:55 AM
Ask her if she's seen your domestic violence criminal record and then ask her again if she has a problem.

How did you know about my record?

Seriously though, thanks for all the advise she is a pretty level headed girl. I'm sure that when the topic comes up and I drop some of the points made here on her she will understand.

Monkeydad
08-29-2006, 11:58 AM
I used to think of myself as a liberal, but I hate all of these causes. I guess I'm just a realist and a pragmatist now.
I bet if you ask 1,000,000 Americans what the first thing that comes to mind when you say "Redskins" would have something to do with the football team.

You were probably never a liberal though...just young. If you have a real job and resemble a real man even remotely (like cars, sports, wood, meat, etc.)...you're safe from the insane asylum called liberalism.

This chick probably eats only leaves, drives a hatchback to save the trees and to keep Big Oil from disturbing the caribou sex, uses soap very CONSERVATIVELY, and has two mommies. She's probably hiding a lot if she buys into the "Native Americans Aren't Redskins Fans" crap.

I actually did a research paper on this in like 9th grade. It was amazing to really see how bogus the argument is.

Monkeydad
08-29-2006, 12:01 PM
Tell her you find ignorance offensive...then drop some knowledge on her. And of course, kick a puppy if you have to get your point across more clearly


KICK A PUPPY!!!!!!!!!


:goodjob:

Yeah, test her to see if she just caught the story on CNN in a restaurant or if she's really looney with everything. If you can fix this ONE thing with a few facts and a discussion, she'll be fine to be with...but watch out for the other thing I mentioned and if you start seeing a few, run the other way. She could be a closet feminist who will marry you just to pull a John Bobbett on you to keep you from creating any more men in the world. :)

SmootSmack
08-29-2006, 12:01 PM
huh?

Good. I'm not the only that didn't get it then

vaoutlaws2006
08-29-2006, 01:46 PM
my ex wife used to say the same thing. Last year i wanted a sean taylor jersey for christmas and that b*tch wouldn't buy because she has a small bit of native indian in her blood and finds the name "redskin" to be offensive. Needless to say we arent together anymore.

Monkeydad
08-29-2006, 03:14 PM
my ex wife used to say the same thing. Last year i wanted a sean taylor jersey for christmas and that b*tch wouldn't buy because she has a small bit of native indian in her blood and finds the name "redskin" to be offensive. Needless to say we arent together anymore.

:goodjob:, she needed to be :benched:.


Guys, if she doesn't like the Redskins (or at least lets you enjoy them)....dump her before it's too late.

Monkeydad
08-29-2006, 03:15 PM
Actually, I have some Cherokee in me (mostly Irish/German though) and I love the Redskins.

So, poo-poo on you whackjobs.

TheMalcolmConnection
08-29-2006, 03:29 PM
Tell her you find ignorance offensive...then drop some knowledge on her. And of course, kick a puppy if you have to get your point across more clearly

I bet Doug Flutie is a MASTER puppy kicker.

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