Whats the worst thing you have ever done to a cowboys fan after a skins win?

Whats the worst thing you've ever done to a Cowboys fan after the Skins beat them?? Be honest and realistic

I have a couple...Last year after the monday night game, I had something for the professor and the classmate that were talking about how the boys were gonna beat up on my skins, these items were, A Sean Taylor jersey for the Classmate that was talking crap to me the day of the game in a Terry Glenn jersey, and a Santana Moss jersey for my professor who was talking big shit about Roy Williams!!

After the second victory by the skins and complete domination of dallas in that game I did worse, Ever made your classmate and professor stand in the student activities center with a Redskins jersey on (and they are Cowboys fans) and sing so that everyone can hear them the song "hail to the redskins"? Ahh Im a bad kid aren't I guys?

Ps: if you heard the stuff they were telling me, then you would of done the same.

Considering my brother is a die hard Cowboy fan since we were 7 to 8 years old and he was slightly less than a year younger than myself he usually recieved a beating at some point during or after a skins loss to the boy's.

I do not believe in bringing harm or shame upon lesser creatures.

Me and a cowboy fan had a bet. I won and he had to wear a diaper made out of a redskins sheet and ride a scooter around the block twice screamin "I Love The Redskins" . He took his ride of shame but only yelled a few times. He didnt let me take pictures. I know he was freezin too

I inadvertently broke my friends leg at the monday night game last year at Fedex, we were drunk playing football in the parking lot after the game. He ran full speed into me and rather than grab him I kinda pushed him back and his leg rolled up under him. I felt really bad but not too bad cause he is a Cowboys fan.

I dipped my balls in a cowboys fan's coffee last year. It was really hot. I'm talking like "I had to go buy some balm" hot.


But the balm was nice.

I dipped my balls in a cowboys fan's coffee last year. It was really hot. I'm talking like "I had to go buy some balm" hot.


But the balm was nice.

"Who told you to use the balm? I didnt tell you to use the balm! You ever seen what a balm can do?" hahaha gotta love that seinfeld

my friend is a cowboy fan, sort of. he always calls parcells phill parcells thinking that is his name. last year he was talking shit about how gibbs is an overrated coach. i went in the kitchen and poured 3 shots of tequilla for myself and my other friends. i served up the 3 shots of liquor and 1 shot of urine and i felt a lot better. he thought i gave him water and vinegar. true story.

my friend is a cowboy fan, sort of. he always calls parcells phill parcells thinking that is his name. last year he was talking shit about how gibbs is an overrated coach. i went in the kitchen and poured 3 shots of tequilla for myself and my other friends. i served up the 3 shots of liquor and 1 shot of urine and i felt a lot better. he thought i gave him water and vinegar. true story.

HAHAA are you serious, wow you win hands down.

very true, my buddies and i all laugh about it all the time. it was classic.