TheMalcolmConnection Chat: 8/17/06

I didn't have a lot of comedic material this week, so it's going to be less than the perfection that it normally is. I only shat my pants ONCE this week writing this. :(

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Well played

heard it all b4

I can't even put into words how brilliant this is:

mooby: Does Taylor Jacobs improve in San Francisco, or will he remain a bust forever?

I think he’ll improve his love life due to the large population of fairies, but it’ll seem like an extended, very gay vacation for him after he gets cut from the team.

12thMan: How did Annie really know the sun would come out tomorrow? Is she really a bookie…she uses the word “bet” and “dollar” in the same sentence and furthermore she had the assurance that the sun would really appear, does she have the inside scoop?

Annie is sick. She has a problem, even though she gave me 4:1 odds that the sun WOULD come out tomorrow.

I actually lost a bet on a sunrise a few years ago.

Granted, it was with my girlfriend for [CENSORED], and I may have been whacked out of my brain on [CENSORED], but a bet's a bet.