Reassuring video from Ken Harvey on Portis' shoulder

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SmootSmack
08-16-2006, 09:32 PM
If it's anything like the subluxations I've experienced, it's not that big of a deal. I've had virtually every shoulder injury you can imagine, from broken clavicles to full dislocations to subluxations, and subluxations are certainly the most minor of those injuries.

The subluxations I experienced seemed to be an after-effect of the dislocation I suffered playing football. The dislocation caused some significant damage to the rotator cuff, and made me susceptible to subluxations, probably because the rotator cuff (which holds the joint together) never healed up quite right. My shoulder would sublux whenever I put significant weight on it, like when I would place a barbell on my shoulders to do squats. But part of the problem there is that when you do squats, your arms are externally rotated in an awkward position to hold the barbell, making the damaged shoulder joint more susceptible to subluxation.

It took me a couple of months to fully heal and rehab from the dislocation, due to the rotator cuff damage. But the subluxations were more of a minor inconvenience than anything else. It usually took about a week for the soreness to go away and the joint would feel normal again. I just learned to stop doing squats and find other exercises that didn't put that kind of stress on the joint, like leg presses.

I think Portis will be fine. He's a tough dude, and he'll do what he needs to do to be ready for Week 1. Guys his age mend pretty quickly, so I don't think there's a whole lot to worry about. Keeping him on the sideline the rest of the preseason will help.

I agree with Schneed, though. Springs's injury is much more worrisome to me.

And you know what caused those shoulder injuries? Posting in the preseason, that's what! Damn The Ego!

Nice job there flexing your Words Per Post muscles

Pocket$ $traight
08-16-2006, 09:49 PM
I can already see Portis giving us "Emmit Smith" type highlights in December.

I hope it is snowing when it happens!!!!

joecrisp
08-16-2006, 10:04 PM
And you know what caused those shoulder injuries? Posting in the preseason, that's what! Damn The Ego!

Nice job there flexing your Words Per Post muscles

The Ego is a hungry beast that must be fed! Maybe I need to change The Ego's diet to smaller portions with more frequent meals.

I need to put The Ego on TheMalcolmConnection plan. ;)

JWsleep
08-16-2006, 10:48 PM
Whew, it sure is a relief to get Ken Harvey's views on this.

I'm trying to find Ken Harvey's other medical pronouncements. I have a link somewhere...anyway there is one where is talking about John Bobbitt, after Bobbit had his male organ cut off by Lorena his wife, and Harvey said, "I haven't had my male organ cut off, though I have been racked very good a few times. But he'll get that sewn back on there and I'm sure he'll come back. And although I am not a doctor, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

I am also looking for Senator Frist's analysis of Portis' injury via video. Frist is remarkable in how he can look at a video and make a diagnosis of things like whether someone has been in coma for decades is actually not brain dead, like he did with Terri Schaivo.


Lol. Did Harvey kill you dog or something? Man... Again, this video isn't to be watched for medical content!

Oakland Red
08-17-2006, 11:29 AM
Lol. Did Harvey kill you dog or something? Man... Again, this video isn't to be watched for medical content!

He shot at my dog but missed, thankfully. Basically, in our neighborhood, if you go out and see someone's dog shot, usually you look down the street and there is Ken running off, or driving away. I don't think he realizes how much people's dogs mean to them - he thinks he's just having good fun.

No, I don't have anything against Ken and normally I enjoy his commentaries - it's just a little ripe for parody I think for the Post to turn to him to get a medical analysis on this.

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