Busy weekend

Not only will I be at the scrimmage with my 4 1/2 year old son, but earlier that morning (tomorrow), I'm picking up a foriegn exchange student from Uzbekistan to live with me and my family for the year.

So, to anyone complaining about my tardiness in the parking lot, it's because I'm trying to get into heaven.

if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it... Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.

I thought the parking lot was heaven?

the parking lot is not in heaven nor hell. It is somewhere inbetween, but still not in this world. The parking lot is nowhere. It lies somewhere between the crust and the filling of pies and ? 3.

if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it. Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.

hahahahaha brilliant

if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it. Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.
Done.

the parking lot is not heaven nor hell. It is somewhere inbetween, but still not in this world. The parking lot is nowhere. It lies somewhere between the crust and the filling of pies and ? 3.
This year, the parking lot is our tunnel. We will stand, and jump and yell, and get fired up on adrenaline (and liquor). Then, just before kickoff, we will charge into the stadium and overwhelm our opponents. I may even dance like Ray Lewis on the way in, so people know not to f with me (since I might kill them).

i can see it now, a line of drunken rowdy WPers lining the way between the tailgate and the stadium, with Brud doing the Ray Lewis the entire way up...only to get in the stadium around the 2nd quarter because of the constant stops and falls.

I don't think I'll be very busy this weekend. In fact, I think Sunday could be downright lazy...

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER******
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

Here we go (http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1432_narnia.shtml)