The Ramsey-LaVar sitcom thread

oh yeah I forgot about that. It would have to be the old one. They met him at a truck stop late at night.

They could come up with their own vers of jackass. It would start with Lavar and Pierce dressed up in football uniforms Ramsey in is underwear and they play sack the QB. They would just get running full speed nailing Ramsey. Then they could take Lavars Skins contract and make him actualy read it. Then they could make Pierce stick his toung in the film prejector where he watches all his game film.

alright, i'll try and keep it short and simple this time.

Lavar and Ramsey are two washed up detectives living in New York City who spend all their time trying to figure out who stole Chad Pennington's arm.

short and simple, i like that.

Ok, Lavar and Ramsey enlist the help of a mad scientist and build football playing robots in their likenesses. They reap the rewards of having robots actually play well in their place, until the robots start killing people on the fields. Its really a court room drama.
Damn, I couldn't keep it short nor simple

Lavar and Patrick become Gumshoes and try to figure out "Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?" They visit such far off places like Dar es saleem, Kuala Lumpur and New York following clues.

In the spring of 2006 Lavar Arrington was asked to leave his team due to irreconcilable differences. That request came from his coach. He soon moved in with his old friend Patrick Ramsey, who had been kicked out by his coach the year before. Can two football players divorced from their teams live together without driving each other crazy? THE ODD COUPLE.

(Montage of Ramsey desperately cleaning and sanitizing the apartment, picking up dirty socks and half-eaten hotdogs, while Lavar wipes his mustard-stained hands on the couch and smokes a cigar...)