My 2006 TO Prediction

Prediction: TO will not even score on the Redskins and will get KO'd by Sean Taylor at some point this season.


Some cowturd friends of mine started talking "dallas" this morning and I made that prediction. I can see it happening very easily too.

Hail Skins!
mike

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You gotta know Sean has that first Dallas game circled and is chomping at the bit to nail TO. A nice "POP" by Sean just as the ball gets to TO would be real sweet.

I see miracles!

D. Bledslow turns to B. Parcells, who has no answers, and ends up in a pillar of dust after a play.

TO is turned into whine!

B. Parcells is not raised up, but retires, and is put down!

cowgirl defense folds up their uniforms, and face masks, and are no where to be found!

cowgirl offense collapses in heaps upon heaps of ruins.

Let's see..... T.O. did not play against the Skins in 05, and in 04 he caught 2 for 24 with 1 TD in his first adventure against the Skins and 6 for 46 in his second meeting. The Eagles won both of those games back in 2004, but T.O. really was a non factor. T.O. talks a lot of smack and is a great player, but if he gets hit a lot in a game, I don't think he does much. If Arch and Taylor smack him early, he won't be much of a factor. Heck, if they smack Bledslow a few times, T.O. will never even see the ball!

taylor/washington sandwhich in the first meeting, TO fakes injury for second...

I'm not really all that worried about Terrell Owens when he faces the Redskins, but I'm pretty sure he's going to have a big year.

He's going to be playing with a serious chip on his shoulder.

He's going to be playing with a serious chip on his shoulder.

What else is new?


I'm predicting a T.O. / Bledsoe / Parcells meltdown right around the time they are 6-6 and realize they aren't going to make the playoffs.

TO will probably suffer a chronic hamstring injury keeping out of 2 or 3 games. If the Cowboys fall out of serious contention during that time, bye-bye season.

Let's see..... T.O. did not play against the Skins in 05, and in 04 he caught 2 for 24 with 1 TD in his first adventure against the Skins and 6 for 46 in his second meeting. The Eagles won both of those games back in 2004, but T.O. really was a non factor. T.O. talks a lot of smack and is a great player, but if he gets hit a lot in a game, I don't think he does much. If Arch and Taylor smack him early, he won't be much of a factor. Heck, if they smack Bledslow a few times, T.O. will never even see the ball!

So using your logic, the Eagles could have used Keary Colbert at WR and they still would have beat the Redskins.

Because from what I have read, Washington handles TO so well, they are considering using a cheerleader to cover TO on first down so as to keep the secondary fresh.

Why even bother covering him? He will just short arm the pass anyway. And If Taylor is even in the stadium, TO will soil himself.


Just to be clear, I think that the Redskins have the best chance to go to the SB as the NFC rep. (as long as Brunell stays healthy)

I also think that they go 11-5.


I also think that TO is a major issue for every Def Co-ordinator that Dallas plays this year.

I'm not really all that worried about Terrell Owens when he faces the Redskins,


Can you tell me why you aren't worried about TO when Dallas plays Washington?