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BigSKINBauer
07-19-2006, 05:04 PM
i did, its just that the hookers weren't smart enough to figure out if pwned lived in Lexington or Lynchburg. Their pimp asked me if i would take a 50% refund. I refused asking for atleast 90% and he bitch slapped me. I settled for a 40% refund.

TheMalcolmConnection
07-19-2006, 05:08 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious. I AM narrowing it down though for PWNED's identity. With some of my Googling abilities, I've found they do happen to live near me.

BMF21
07-19-2006, 05:15 PM
Your initials should be DMF.

THATS MIGHT WHRIGHT OF YOU!

ArtMonkDrillz
07-19-2006, 06:10 PM
yeah really...hookers and beer. but seriously, you can definitely use spending money in college. I think I blew through a few grand a year at college on beer, beer, and more beer.

That's the exact same advice I was about to give The BSB.
Save it until about half way through the first semester when everyone is broke, then buy yourself a case of decent beer and buy some chick a couple of bottles of Boone's Farm. Also, don't forget to pick up some free protection from the school clinic.

BigSKINBauer
07-19-2006, 06:44 PM
will do amd and db.

BDBohnzie
07-20-2006, 12:30 PM
definitely take advantage of the free protection...no need to be a statistic your freshman year (I believe it's close to 1 in 2 on a college campus that have some sort of STD). wait til your a senior...

SmootSmack
07-20-2006, 10:54 PM
BSB, you'll have plenty of opportunities to meet some Terpettes (or whatever you call 'em) but try to avoid doing it this way (http://www.local6.com/firstnews/9546222/detail.html)

BigSKINBauer
07-21-2006, 04:14 AM
damn, i'll cross that one off my list. Does that mean driving my car at other cars is out too? Damn.

BDBohnzie
07-21-2006, 10:40 AM
dragging up Route 1 will be a great way to pick up chicks...just don't play chicken

TheMalcolmConnection
07-21-2006, 10:51 AM
damn, i'll cross that one off my list. Does that mean driving my car at other cars is out too? Damn.

I just have one word for you my friend: chloroform.

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