Let's talk beer

Shit, speaking of beer/liquor, I could really use some right now because I have to go stand around a cake for yet another office birthday party. I wish I had my flask right now.

Is it unmanly to stick a straw in a pitcher of beer? I've been wondering that because when I get SUPER wasted, I just stick a straw in the pitcher.

No, Malcolm that's not unmanly...a little gross maybe, but not unmanly:)

Is there a stripper in the cake?

No, Malcolm that's not unmanly...a little gross maybe, but not unmanly:)

Whew. Good, I was concerned. It's just easier for me to get to "totally obnoxious" Phase III when I drink beer out of a straw in a pitcher.

Shit, speaking of beer/liquor, I could really use some right now because I have to go stand around a cake for yet another office birthday party. I wish I had my flask right now.

I hate those office birthday parties....and all those fat chicks clamouring for a slice of cake...speaking of which, I think I'm gonna buy Office Space tonight. Great movie!!!

Speaking of all of this, I think we need to get together and drink very soon. Aside from the usual suspects that I've already met or am going to meet at games this year, why the hell isn't GIGgity, Grillz, 12thMan or mheisig coming to opening day for MalcolmFest 2006?!?!

Is it unmanly to stick a straw in a pitcher of beer? I've been wondering that because when I get SUPER wasted, I just stick a straw in the pitcher.

I guess that's not unmanly.

HAve you ever had a shot (for lack of a btter term) called a Zipperhead? You need a straw for that one because you are supposed to drink it as fast as possible.
You mix vodka, rasberry shnapps, a little bit of tonic water and ice in a cup and down it through a straw. Its the type of drink that doesn't hit you for a minute, but when it does it's nice.

Nah. I haven't had a whole lot of shots besides my old stand-bys and straight-up stuff.

Here's my alcohol chart and the effects:

Beer: I can drink beer all night and not get too trashed, I have a great, happy drunk with beer.

Whiskey: instant a-hole, I'm my own worst enemy on this stuff. If I do drink it I have to really watch myself and switch off to beer after a few. If all I drink is whiskey for the night, I'm in trouble and so is anyone around me.

Vodka: I get absolutely trashed on vodka. I have no control, by the end of the night I'm drinking straight vodka with just a splash of mixer. Big fan of this stuff.

Gin: pretty mellow drunk, I don't get too drunk or out of control, just right.

Wine: I'm starting to become more of a wine fan lately. I love the buzz, it reminds me more of being stoned than drunk.

Tequila: Kinda like wine, I almost feel more stoned than buzzed.

Speaking of all of this, I think we need to get together and drink very soon. Aside from the usual suspects that I've already met or am going to meet at games this year, why the hell isn't GIGgity, Grillz, 12thMan or mheisig coming to opening day for MalcolmFest 2006?!?!

I'm going to the game, I'll meet up with you guys.

I just shoved my hand into the cake, no stripper! I guess I should have known since it's on like 1'x1'