ArtMonkDrillz
06-29-2006, 04:42 PM
you need to make that look like a news story so everybody will believe it.
Sorry, is this better...
DALLAS (AP) - Pop icon Michael Jackson has returned to the United States after living in the Middle East following his infamous child molestation acquittal and taken up residence in an unlikely home. The former "King of Pop" is currently living with the owner of the widely disliked NFL franchise Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones. When reached for comment Mr. Jones said, "this is something Jacko and I have wanted for a long time, but we had to wait until the heat died down before we could go public."
One way of avoiding the 'heat' for the happy couple will be spending time besides Mr. Jones' star-shaped swimming pool. Jackson has already been photographed wearing a silver and blue rhinestone-studded speedo as he lazily sat poolside with Jones. Likewise, it has been rumored that Jones has taken to wearing a single white glove while walking through the showers at the Cowboy's practice facility. When at the pool Jones and Jacko have been known to mock and tease their newly acquired poolboy, Andy Reid. Following a miserable football season the former head coach of the Philedelphia Eagles, Reid, has said that he wants a new line of work.
"I really wanted something that would let me wear my new banana hammock in public," Reid was quoted as saying in a press conference Monday.
In a related story, infamous Cowboys wide receiver, Terrell Owens, was caught 'manipulating' Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells with his mouth in a storage closet in Texas Stadium. Witness said, "that was the grossest thing I've ever seen."
Sorry, is this better...
DALLAS (AP) - Pop icon Michael Jackson has returned to the United States after living in the Middle East following his infamous child molestation acquittal and taken up residence in an unlikely home. The former "King of Pop" is currently living with the owner of the widely disliked NFL franchise Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones. When reached for comment Mr. Jones said, "this is something Jacko and I have wanted for a long time, but we had to wait until the heat died down before we could go public."
One way of avoiding the 'heat' for the happy couple will be spending time besides Mr. Jones' star-shaped swimming pool. Jackson has already been photographed wearing a silver and blue rhinestone-studded speedo as he lazily sat poolside with Jones. Likewise, it has been rumored that Jones has taken to wearing a single white glove while walking through the showers at the Cowboy's practice facility. When at the pool Jones and Jacko have been known to mock and tease their newly acquired poolboy, Andy Reid. Following a miserable football season the former head coach of the Philedelphia Eagles, Reid, has said that he wants a new line of work.
"I really wanted something that would let me wear my new banana hammock in public," Reid was quoted as saying in a press conference Monday.
In a related story, infamous Cowboys wide receiver, Terrell Owens, was caught 'manipulating' Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells with his mouth in a storage closet in Texas Stadium. Witness said, "that was the grossest thing I've ever seen."