Drunk Tales

Hey guys, this thread is just a place where we can all share some of our most memorable inebriated adventures. So chime in if you've got a story or tips and tricks that concern every football fan's second favorite past-time: Drinking beer!

Damn. Let me find that old thread and I'll put up a link to it. Some of us have some HILARIOUS stories. You might want to ask Gmanc about his legendary beer pong victory this year.

I tried to search for some old threads because I was certain there had to be one.

Here's a good one

College Stories (http://www.thewarpath.net/showthread.php?t=4475&highlight=college)

Ah, maybe that was what I was thinking of...

As far as drunken stories go, I had a pretty good one last night. For those of you who WERE online last night, you knew I was drunk. I ended up going to this Chinese restaraunt I haven't been to in 10 years with a buddy of mine. We were the ONLY people there for about an hour. It was shady as hell. I see the owner walk out of the back with like 10 "suits", all Chinese. I swear that place has mafia ties. There's no way it can stay open. It's like the back of an alley and you REALLY have to try to find it.

Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.

Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.

I think that's a compliment in China ... j/k ;)

On a related note, this past sunday night I got drunk on accident. Anybody else ever have this happen to them?

I started with glass of wine around 8:00. It went down really good so I wanted something else to drink. Since the wine was kicked I brought out the bottle of vodka. Big mistake. I mixed up a vodka and cranberry, mixed it pretty stiff, and that went down even better than the wine. At that point I was on autopilot I guess and the reality of it being sunday night, gotta go to work tomorrow went out the window.

I ended up having 3 pint sized vodka and cranberrys, strong ones too. Plus that glass of wine. Around 11pm it just hit me and I was like uh-oh, I'm feeling pretty drunk.

I felt like crap the next day. I didn't mean to get drunk, it just happened.

I remember trying to write posts on here that night and it was taking me forever to spell things right. LOL

:party-smi

Ah, maybe that was what I was thinking of...

As far as drunken stories go, I had a pretty good one last night. For those of you who WERE online last night, you knew I was drunk. I ended up going to this Chinese restaraunt I haven't been to in 10 years with a buddy of mine. We were the ONLY people there for about an hour. It was shady as hell. I see the owner walk out of the back with like 10 "suits", all Chinese. I swear that place has mafia ties. There's no way it can stay open. It's like the back of an alley and you REALLY have to try to find it.

Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.tell me you made a big scene when that happened.

Ah, maybe that was what I was thinking of...

As far as drunken stories go, I had a pretty good one last night. For those of you who WERE online last night, you knew I was drunk. I ended up going to this Chinese restaraunt I haven't been to in 10 years with a buddy of mine. We were the ONLY people there for about an hour. It was shady as hell. I see the owner walk out of the back with like 10 "suits", all Chinese. I swear that place has mafia ties. There's no way it can stay open. It's like the back of an alley and you REALLY have to try to find it.

Then, the owner's wife ripped a HUGE fart when she walked by us.

Did you catch a whiff?

I don't have anything too exciting...

One time, when I was drunk, I fell asleep outside of my apartment on the stairs, and the next thing I know, I woke up in my bed at 7am with all the lights on and about 30 bug bites on just one of my forearms (not exaggerating).