Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

I thought this would be fun.

By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genius' (sorry BrudLee), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own.

Feel free to post man laws that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general man laws that apply everyday.

For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this:

A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time.

or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together.

So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin...

I thought this would be fun.

By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genious' (sorry BrudLee), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own.

Feel free to post man laws that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general man laws that apply everyday.

For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this:

A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time.

or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together.

So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin...
No need to apologize. Misspelling "Genius" said it all.

Man Law: When starting a damn thread, don't include words you don't know how to spell!!

No need to apologize. Misspelling "Genius" said it all.
Bah-zing!

Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.

Man Law: If you ever post a picture of yourself up here: wearing Jackie O' glasses, driving a Jetta, wearing capris, having a popped collars, aviators or being an overall douchebag, you give us full disrection to find you, smash aforementioned items into a small ball of shame and murder you with it Norris-style.

Man law: bandwagon jumping is not allowed. if you say your a fan of a certain team but cant name more than 5 players on said team you should be flogged to death by a person of my choosing!

Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.dam your fast, you beat me to it.

Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.

Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.guilty!:embarrass

but seriously, you should have seen this thing, it was HUGE