You Know What Grinds My Gears?!?

I can't wait for softball season to start up. Before I started playing last year I was like, this has to be the most redneck sport ever. Then I played and I can't wait for the season to start.

you could always play Flame War...

that sounds like a war that would take place in san francisco

BSB - aren't you supposed to be at the beach or something?!?!?

Mother Nature was grinding my gears last night...damn lightning. Couldn't hold off another hour in order for us to get our softball games in. Bitch.

I should be and i am not :(. I guess i'll have to wait to have fun at college.

You know what really grids my gears? We have this rather large girl in our office (I wouldn't say she's fat, she's just built like Chris Samuels, only about 6'' shorter) who always wears clothes that don't fit her. It's like she stole her wardrobe from some normal sized friend and then hoped no one would notice. If I have to look at her gut poking out from under a tiny t-shirt again I think I'm going to vomit on her on purpose like I did to Jessie in the 2nd grade when he grossed me out with pre-chewed food.

In summation, big girls that wear small girl clothes really grind my gears.

They grind my gears as well. I saw this one girl who had a "mushroom" figure rather than hourglass because she was obviously wedged into shorts that were about 10 sizes too small for her. Does she really think she is sexy with her fat overlapping her belt?

Speaking of which, and thank God we don't have too many girls that visit here, another thing that grinds my gears is girls who think their bodies are sexy, no matter what. I have news for the fatties of the world who strut their stuff like they're hot. No self-respecting man is going to bone you.

You know what really grids my gears? Are the girls that insist on wearing "hip hugger" jeans but do not have the ass for them. You know they have the "old man" ass, flat. Hip huggers look really good on a chick that has a little booty back there not on super skinny chicks!!!

In summation, big girls that wear small girl clothes really grind my gears.

Here, Here. It's almost like they don't look in a mirror...

now my wife is a bigger girl, but in no way does she degrade herself by wearing stuff 2, 3, 12 times smaller than she is.

On the real. Skinny chicks need to eat like a burger or something.

On the real. Skinny chicks need to eat like a burger or something.

damn right, no MISCHA BARTONS! You need some meat or else you run the risk of breaking something.