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Speaking of nascar,

I've never understood how their biggest race of the year, their SB, so to speak is the first. At Daytona.

How nearly all of the tracks only turn left.

How they are "stock" cars. What's up with that" You can't buy one of those from the local dealer!

How the drivers get paid to do what I brave in traffic going to and from work each day.

How their year end winner is determined not by wins, but by "points".

How much advertisement plays a part in whichever car a driver drives!

How announcers describe the race:

"Joe Nemechuck in the Ford Dupont Paint car just over-took bobby (how many bobby's are there on a track?) labonte in the Stihl chainsaw Chevy on turn two!"

Did I mention how many Bobby's or Rusty's are out there?

How a Driver name Dick Biffle doesn't petition the court to change his name?

And how often do we hear the following: "Trouble in Turn #2!"

How rubbin is racin! Gee, when I rub my wife's neck or feet, I must be racin, huh!

Actually it's Dick Trickle, not Biffle (which is even worse if you ask me).

And when's the last time you had to brave that traffic at 190 miles per hour?

Actually it's Dick Trickle, not Biffle (which is even worse if you ask me).

And when's the last time you had to brave that traffic at 190 miles per hour?


Trickle, Biffle, who knew?

On the speed thing! You can't do 190 mph heading into the place I work.

They have security checks, 50 cal machine guns at the gate, guard dogs, jersey barriers, mirrors sliding under cars and a tremendous back-up on the inter-state!

However, there are 20,000 times as many nuts behind the wheels!

nascar drivers can't deal with that!