F...Hallmark Holidays

I'm sure we all got to celebrate Mother's Day yesterday and isn't it bad ass that you get to spend your hard earned money on a day that not everyone can celebrate. Sure enough, there are plenty of people who can't celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the list goes on, but DAMN things like Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's day really chap my ass. It's like you may as well just count your bank account as $50 short for each of these holidays and $200 short for fucking Valentine's day.

Well someone's not getting a Happy Malcolm Day card this year.

I'm sure we all got to celebrate Mother's Day yesterday and isn't it bad ass that you get to spend your hard earned money on a day that not everyone can celebrate. Sure enough, there are plenty of people who can't celebrate Christmas, Thanksgiving, and the list goes on, but DAMN things like Valentine's Day, Mother's and Father's day really chap my ass. It's like you may as well just count your bank account as $50 short for each of these holidays and $200 short for fucking Valentine's day.

this past weekend I had my parents anniversary, my dad's b-day, and mother's day so I normally set aside a bit of my paycheck at the beginning of the month.
Christmas and Valentines day are the really ex$pensive ones cuz atleast your parents will forgive and let it slide if u only get them a card and something small whereas family members and gf's or spouses will never let u hear the end of it if u cheap out on x-mas or v-day.

Well someone's not getting a Happy Malcolm Day card this year.\

HAHAHAHAHA! Very nice.

this past weekend I had my parents anniversary, my dad's b-day, and mother's day so I normally set aside a bit of my paycheck at the beginning of the month.
Christmas and Valentines day are the really ex$pensive ones cuz atleast your parents will forgive and let it slide if u only get them a card and something small whereas family members and gf's or spouses will never let u hear the end of it if u cheap out on x-mas or v-day.

See? Isn't that some bullshit too? I don't think I'll ever give someone ELSE something for their anniversary. Like that's something you celebrate together I feel.

See? Isn't that some bullshit too? I don't think I'll ever give someone ELSE something for their anniversary. Like that's something you celebrate together I feel.

Card at most....unless it's a big milestone one like 25 or 50.

My sister got married this weekend and I didn't get her a present, I should probably do that at some point.

On a better note though, I was one of the groom's men and when I was introduced at the reception, what song do you think was playing? HAIL TO THE REDSKINS of course!!!! Both families were singing and going nuts, it was beautiful!
My sister even told me to wear my Skins hat in, which I did proudly. THe best part was the fact that her friend I was walking in with is a Dallas fan but she just had to take it.

You had introductions at a wedding? That's bad ass. Sounds like a WWE event.

Damn right, I should have worn a big ass gold belt in, it would have been better than the stupid tux vest.


PS - AfterHours Formal Wear sucks Balls!!!! Don't use them (especially if the wedding happens to be the same weekend as prom)

I'm gonna' buy my own thing for my wedding.