Rock Cartwright is one of the best football names ever

Rock Cartright is one of the greatest football names of all time. Alvin Walton was solid too. In your opinion, what are some of the other G.O.A.T football names?

The best all time name ever, football or not, is Tedy Bruschi.

Mack. Strong.

Chidi Ahanatu gets honorable mention along with Chris Fu'Amatu-Ma'fala

Jack Youngblood.

"Mean Joe" Greene
Bronco Nagurski
Bubba Smith
Joe Montana
"Hacksaw" Reynolds
Dan "Danimal" Hampton
"Poppa Bear" Halas
"Hollywood" Henderson
"Iron Mike" Ditka
Broadway Joe
The Diesel
Sweetness - actually not a great football name, but a hell of a player
Emmi Emmi Emmi - sorry, my pc won't spell out 'emmitt smith'

Oh yeah, Rocky McIntosh!

Rothelisberger is good and the old FB from the Vikings Kleinsaucer was a good one too.

Chijioke Onyenegecha, say that 5 times fast.

sweetness
the dancing bear
human highlite film(vick)
the four horseman
the purple people eaters
the steel curtain
slingin sammy
the minister of defense
prime time
7 blocks of granite

LaVar Arrington?

Mack. Strong.

Chidi Ahanatu gets honorable mention along with Chris Fu'Amatu-Ma'fala

Did anyone else see the "Mayne Event" segment on NFL Live last season about Mack Strong's name? It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He said his birth name was something like Whimple McTissue but he had to change it because the other kids made fun of him too much. I was practically in tears listening to that thing.

There is one thing I think we can all agree on though: TIKI has to be the WORST football name ever!