Who would win this battle royale?
In this corner we've got Chuck Zito (http://www.chuckzito.com/default2.htm), this guy has kicked a ton of azz
http://www.chuckzito.com/action_photos/images/splits_big.jpg
Over here we've got somebody who needs no introduction, I give you Chuck Norris (http://www.chucknorris.com/)... the man, the beard, the legend!
http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpg
GTripp0012
05-05-2006, 04:08 PM
How can you beat Chuck Norris?
Schneed10
05-05-2006, 04:11 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.
gibbsisgod
05-05-2006, 04:13 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.
I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.:goodjob: thats pretty funny
and the beard acts like razor wire to anyone who touches it
Schneed10
05-05-2006, 04:15 PM
Razor wire that comes off in your skin like the quills of a porcupine.
Chuck Norris also used his beard to deflect the bullet that supposedly killed JFK. When JFK saw this, his head exploded out of sheer amazement.
gibbsisgod
05-05-2006, 04:31 PM
The power of Chuck Norris is unrivaled.
He has unprotected sex with the victims of Ron Mexico and they are magically healed and Chuck is unfazed!
BrudLee
05-05-2006, 04:36 PM
There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.
gibbsisgod
05-05-2006, 04:50 PM
There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.and theres no need for a courtesy flush cause chucks shit dont stink!
jdlea
05-05-2006, 05:04 PM
Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.