F... office dumpers

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MTK
04-20-2006, 11:49 AM
We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.

Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session.

***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!!

I've gone into our bathroom and turned right around and walked out. We have a guy in the office who is the foulest MF'er known to man. I can't imagine death smelling worse.

Yeah, I'm warming up to the idea of a F... forum. Stay tuned.

SmootSmack
04-20-2006, 11:53 AM
I worked at this one place one time (I won't say where) and so I go into wash my hands after lunch. Coworker is in there, we chat a couple of minutes about who remembers what.

Someone is in the stall. Starts making these grunting noises, suddenly it turns into moaning noises, then rapid deep breathing. Followed by an "Oh my God, Yes"

My coworker and I couldn't stop laughing. So dude walks out and it's our boss! He was red when he saw us. I was only there a couple more weeks but I never shook his hand again.

dmek25
04-20-2006, 11:59 AM
courtesy flushes are a must in a public bathroom.when i worked strictly daywork i always went right before work and right after.now that im on swingshift with weird hours,whenever i feel the urge,i gotta go(usually no more than twice in a twelve hour shift)

dmek25
04-20-2006, 12:00 PM
i cant believe im reading this in a somewhat public setting:)

SmootSmack
04-20-2006, 12:01 PM
With my current job I have the benefit of working literally across the street from my apartment so if I have to take a dump during the day I walk home. Unfortunately, it's a perk ESPN won't be able to provide for me when I join them.

T.cav4481
04-20-2006, 12:35 PM
I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

MTK
04-20-2006, 01:51 PM
I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...

get out, you've stopped on the way home to use a porta-potty?!

EEich
04-20-2006, 02:01 PM
Is this what this site has come to?

jamf
04-20-2006, 02:11 PM
I like the work dump too, getting paid for it, sharing, when it's go time ...it's go time! I live one mile from work, and I have stopped on the way home in a portible crapper...


WTF!

gibbsisgod
04-20-2006, 02:18 PM
I'm definetly an office dumper.Like T.CAV said, when its go time, its go time:Flush:

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