Antwaan Randle-El Throws out opening pitch

I'll give you a Zing for that one.

This topic reminds me of a joke...

The President and Mrs. Clinton were in the front row at a Yankees
game. The row behind them was taken up with Secret Service agents.
One of them leaned over and whispered in the President's ear. Mr.
Clinton paused, then grabbed Hillary by the scruff of the neck and
heaved her over the railing. She fell 10 feet to the top of the
dugout, screaming obscenities.

The President shook the hands of those near him and got high fives
all around.

The Secret Service agent leaned over again and whispered, "Mr.
President, I said it's time to throw out the first pitch."

Boo, get him off the stage! ;)

I thought it was funny. :)

Just breakin' yer balls.

That was pretty funny, come up with a better one, and then complain.

That was pretty funny, come up with a better one, and then complain.


:food-smil

Hey...how often can you post a joke and STILL stay on-topic? :)

Throwin out 1st pitches in baseball games? I dont care if he the the president in the Potomac, just catch td's ( oh yeah throw a few ) thats all that matters to me. Seriously he s just interducin himself to the fans.

I got thrown out of a local baseball game last week, so I feel your pain. Umpires are a little sensitive when they won't even let me press my man parts against a piece of plexiglass to protest a call. Whatever happened to the 1st Amendment?

Yeah, umpires have definitely gotten more strict lately. Nobody gives a shit about the 1st Amendment anymore, they want to put restrictions on everything. You can do it, but it'll give people a bad opinion of you, and they'll disapprove of it and try and get you punished and everything.