SkinsLove24/7
03-04-2006, 02:40 PM
This is a blurb that was posted on a Cowboys site by some idiot who was extremely pissed after we beat them back in September. This was so funny I saved it and I just stumbed upon it and it made me laugh and I thought I should share it for those who missed it or forgot about it.
No team will ever get that lucky again
I am telling you I thought I was actually playing a madden game last night when the cowboys/skins were playing. One team could dominate all game then for some stupid reason the other team gets this huge boost and just takes over in the last few minutes. We lost, I don't care, we beat the skins regardless of score. I'm not as upset as I was last night, because I know we're just going to beat down the skins even more when we play them again.
Players/refs that I wanted to shoot or kill last night after we won:
1. Roy Williams
2. Aaron Glenn
3. Patrick Crayton
4. Jose Cortez
5. Ref no.20
6. Any coach who let aaron glenn instead of newman cover moss
7. Any ref on the play where the skins scored their first td
8. Little dissappointed in keyshawn, witten, glenn, and bledsoe
1. He completely missed an int in the endzone the 1st time early in the game. Then for some stupid reason he was following the slot wr and let moss get behind him. You know they're not throwing to that bum wr so just follow moss. On their 2nd td they basically did the same thing. LOOK FOR THE BALL and run with, not at the wrs back. Had roy actually cut left a little bit while moss was in the endzone the ball would've hit him in the back both times.
2. Aaron Glenn, how many years have you been playing? Freakin bump the damn wr. Do not let him run all free like you don't know what you're doing.
3. Hey patrick crayton, I know you played consistent before, but you have got to make the catches that matter the most. BTW, quit making me hold my breath everytime you return a punt. I honestly think you're going to fumble each time the way you carry that ball.
4. Simple you little bitch. Kick the ball through the uprights, not outside of them moron. If you can't kick, then you shouldn't call yourself a kicker.
5. Ref no.20. Wow was it me or did this guy just have some lapses in there when calling out the penalties. Not only did he take about 10 seconds calling out each penalty, but he also made some costly mistakes and didn't call one out at the end. That penalty where he said flozell held and all he did was knock the bitch to the ground is bs. The penalty where he said Glover did helmet to helmet contact was also bs. Unlike other games I did not see any bad calls against the skins, but just against the cowboys. Same goes for the play where crayton was trying to go out of bounds. They say he was down, but why didn't they add time to the clock since it was still going. They said end of half, but if it wasn't for the stupid refs we could've easily called a T.O with about 1 or 2 seconds left.
6. Newman played well all game, glenn got burnt all game. Makes perfect sense to punt glenn on the skins fastest wr when you know they're going to go deep. And why in the world was roy playing defense? Put our 3rd cb there so we can cover the deep ball better since it was obvious they were going to only attack deep.
7. On the play where the skins scored their 1st td, the skins right tackle literally grabbed and pulled down ellis right before he could get to the qb. Ellis managed to get by, but I can guarantee that had that right tackle not done that bs ellis would've gotten the sack and we would've most likely won. Hello refs, not sure what you're all looking at.
8. Hey keyshawn, nice drops at the end. You need to make the most important catches period. Hey glenn when it's 4th down and short you do not run an inside route unless you run the route past the 1st down marker. Being 1-2 yards short isn't going to help you. Hey witten, you're what, 6'5" 260+? How about you act like you can run over and pound the defense. It looks like to me you lost your explosiveness from last year and you've gotten soft. Quit getting taken down by puny cornerbacks and fight your way for more yards. Hey bledsoe, wtf were you doing on our 2 last drives. Was your arm tired, because I'm not putting up with another vinny. Nice job throwing the ball to the ground repeatedly when it mattered most.
And every redskin fan can thank Joe "the bullied kid" Gibbs for selling his soul to the devil just to beat us. Unless I'm playing some stupid ass video game what happened to us last night should not have ever happened to ANY team. I hear all these morons saying the skins played 60 minutes and the cowboys played 55? WTF, the skins played 5 minutes and the cowboys played the entire game. What you need to do is look at the INDIVIDUALS who just completely lost us the game. I noticed that we had 2 timeouts at the end. Reminded me of joe gibbs when he called timeouts so early in each half. If you have to take a delay of game, take it. Don't call a damn timeout because in a close game you will most likely need it later dumbasses.
Foreskins can all burn in hell as this game was won by pure luck. Brunell was saying that their defense stuck in the game, wtf the d did nothing. It was all us. You didn't win it, we let you win it. Then I'm hearing Joe Gibbs, the bitch who cries and moans each time he loses. How many times has he shown eye contact with Bill Parcells at the end of a game? ONCE, the only time when they beat us! That punk can die of a heart attack as his sorry ass was jumping like he earned the win. Hell everyone on the skins was jumping like they earned it. Most frustrating loss I have EVER experienced. I can guarantee we will not lose. The niners and skins are in for a huge suprise. Grant no mercy!
No team will ever get that lucky again
I am telling you I thought I was actually playing a madden game last night when the cowboys/skins were playing. One team could dominate all game then for some stupid reason the other team gets this huge boost and just takes over in the last few minutes. We lost, I don't care, we beat the skins regardless of score. I'm not as upset as I was last night, because I know we're just going to beat down the skins even more when we play them again.
Players/refs that I wanted to shoot or kill last night after we won:
1. Roy Williams
2. Aaron Glenn
3. Patrick Crayton
4. Jose Cortez
5. Ref no.20
6. Any coach who let aaron glenn instead of newman cover moss
7. Any ref on the play where the skins scored their first td
8. Little dissappointed in keyshawn, witten, glenn, and bledsoe
1. He completely missed an int in the endzone the 1st time early in the game. Then for some stupid reason he was following the slot wr and let moss get behind him. You know they're not throwing to that bum wr so just follow moss. On their 2nd td they basically did the same thing. LOOK FOR THE BALL and run with, not at the wrs back. Had roy actually cut left a little bit while moss was in the endzone the ball would've hit him in the back both times.
2. Aaron Glenn, how many years have you been playing? Freakin bump the damn wr. Do not let him run all free like you don't know what you're doing.
3. Hey patrick crayton, I know you played consistent before, but you have got to make the catches that matter the most. BTW, quit making me hold my breath everytime you return a punt. I honestly think you're going to fumble each time the way you carry that ball.
4. Simple you little bitch. Kick the ball through the uprights, not outside of them moron. If you can't kick, then you shouldn't call yourself a kicker.
5. Ref no.20. Wow was it me or did this guy just have some lapses in there when calling out the penalties. Not only did he take about 10 seconds calling out each penalty, but he also made some costly mistakes and didn't call one out at the end. That penalty where he said flozell held and all he did was knock the bitch to the ground is bs. The penalty where he said Glover did helmet to helmet contact was also bs. Unlike other games I did not see any bad calls against the skins, but just against the cowboys. Same goes for the play where crayton was trying to go out of bounds. They say he was down, but why didn't they add time to the clock since it was still going. They said end of half, but if it wasn't for the stupid refs we could've easily called a T.O with about 1 or 2 seconds left.
6. Newman played well all game, glenn got burnt all game. Makes perfect sense to punt glenn on the skins fastest wr when you know they're going to go deep. And why in the world was roy playing defense? Put our 3rd cb there so we can cover the deep ball better since it was obvious they were going to only attack deep.
7. On the play where the skins scored their 1st td, the skins right tackle literally grabbed and pulled down ellis right before he could get to the qb. Ellis managed to get by, but I can guarantee that had that right tackle not done that bs ellis would've gotten the sack and we would've most likely won. Hello refs, not sure what you're all looking at.
8. Hey keyshawn, nice drops at the end. You need to make the most important catches period. Hey glenn when it's 4th down and short you do not run an inside route unless you run the route past the 1st down marker. Being 1-2 yards short isn't going to help you. Hey witten, you're what, 6'5" 260+? How about you act like you can run over and pound the defense. It looks like to me you lost your explosiveness from last year and you've gotten soft. Quit getting taken down by puny cornerbacks and fight your way for more yards. Hey bledsoe, wtf were you doing on our 2 last drives. Was your arm tired, because I'm not putting up with another vinny. Nice job throwing the ball to the ground repeatedly when it mattered most.
And every redskin fan can thank Joe "the bullied kid" Gibbs for selling his soul to the devil just to beat us. Unless I'm playing some stupid ass video game what happened to us last night should not have ever happened to ANY team. I hear all these morons saying the skins played 60 minutes and the cowboys played 55? WTF, the skins played 5 minutes and the cowboys played the entire game. What you need to do is look at the INDIVIDUALS who just completely lost us the game. I noticed that we had 2 timeouts at the end. Reminded me of joe gibbs when he called timeouts so early in each half. If you have to take a delay of game, take it. Don't call a damn timeout because in a close game you will most likely need it later dumbasses.
Foreskins can all burn in hell as this game was won by pure luck. Brunell was saying that their defense stuck in the game, wtf the d did nothing. It was all us. You didn't win it, we let you win it. Then I'm hearing Joe Gibbs, the bitch who cries and moans each time he loses. How many times has he shown eye contact with Bill Parcells at the end of a game? ONCE, the only time when they beat us! That punk can die of a heart attack as his sorry ass was jumping like he earned the win. Hell everyone on the skins was jumping like they earned it. Most frustrating loss I have EVER experienced. I can guarantee we will not lose. The niners and skins are in for a huge suprise. Grant no mercy!