That Guy
02-09-2006, 03:36 PM
There is THE beast WR that we absolutely MUST have. His name... is Darryl Owens (http://www.mid-statesfootball.org/stats/wal.htm#team.ind).
that's right boys and girls, we simply cannot win without D. O.
(listed as 197/209 eligible WRs this year... played at walsh (catholic university), transfered from bowling green had 620 yards junoir year, 9 games and 230 yards senoir (250yd/g running team). This is a joke :P but he is 6'6")
and on the upside, next year we can draft mike barrow too (Kicker)... not quite lekkerkerker, but still...
That Guy
02-09-2006, 04:13 PM
oh i highly doubt it, just coincidence. just thought it was funny when looking through i found darryl owens and a mike barrow among the wreckage.
That Guy
02-17-2006, 03:22 AM
howd you find that?
extensive and extremely pointless research ;). Name just kinda popped out though. Next year there'll be a kicker named mike barrow, so I think we owe him a 2 year gauranteed contract to sit on IR...
JeromeES
02-19-2006, 11:44 PM
Naw we should pick up Alton real world. He is a beast.
TheMalcolmConnection
02-20-2006, 09:38 AM
Or how about Johnny Fake Name? :)
Oakland Red
02-20-2006, 03:55 PM
Man, I saw Owens play this year. That yard he gained was something else. He had a big hole, but a DT tapped his shoe at the line of scrimmage and he collapsed. But he took that handoff like an NFL veteran.
RUSHING GP Att Gain Loss Net Avg TD Long Avg/G
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Reine', Antwain 10 207 1138 44 1094 5.3 10 86 109.4
Stewart, Dustin 10 153 726 16 710 4.6 6 50 71.0
Hostetler, Chase 9 75 298 10 288 3.8 0 31 32.0
Johnson, Rrock 11 51 240 1 239 4.7 1 25 21.7
Jarrett, Brad 10 13 100 1 99 7.6 2 22 9.9
Lash, Rob 11 12 80 12 68 5.7 1 21 6.2
Sapanaro, Matt 5 8 54 0 54 6.8 0 16 10.8
Pullen, Marc 3 2 27 0 27 13.5 0 18 9.0
Owens, Darryl 9 1 1 0 1 1.0 0 1 0.1
TEAM 2 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0
Kane, Dan 3 9 9 33 -24 -2.7 0 6 -8.0
Cerreta, Sam 9 43 67 108 -41 -1.0 1 16 -4.6
Total.......... 11 575 2740 225 2515 4.4 21 86 228.6
Opponents...... 11 382 1718 256 1462 3.8 11 91 132.9
jordanz301
02-20-2006, 05:05 PM
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That Guy
02-20-2006, 06:10 PM
he was better last year ;)