Bill Simmons can suck it...

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andy1282
01-13-2006, 02:59 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060113
SEAHAWKS (-9.5) over Redskins
Rule No. 10 of the Manifesto applies here: "Only pick an underdog or a road team if you're convinced it has a chance to win the game outright."

Four reasons why the Redskins seem cooked to me ...

1. After they grabbed that two-touchdown lead in Tampa, Joe Gibbs clearly shifted into "I'm not taking another chance" mode. He doesn't trust their offense. It's obvious. There's a reason Washington's best drive on Saturday was 10 plays for 40 yards -- for the entire second half, they were playing not to lose.

2. There's a difference between "a little banged up" and "laboring and suffering" ... and Clinton Portis was laboring and suffering with that bum shoulder last weekend. He looked miserable. Don't see that one getting better in a week.

3. Six straight must-win games for the Skins ... that adds up after awhile, doesn't it? Let's say that Edell Shepherd hangs onto that game-tying touchdown pass in Tampa (and I'm not sure how he dropped it) with three minutes to play. Did anyone think the Skins had enough left in the tank to win that game? Now they have to fly cross-country and play in one of the toughest stadiums in the league? Against a well-rested team that puts up 30 points a game at home?

4. Let's say the Skins fall behind by double-digits in this one. Have you seen anything from their offense lately to make you even remotely think they could come back? There's always one blowout in Round 2. Always. And this looks like the one.

The Pick: Seahawks 30, Washington 6

Schneed10
01-13-2006, 03:03 PM
Simmons isn't even a sports columnist anymore. He's basically just a comedian whose material goes into print. I've never heard him offer any real insight on anything, so I'm not real inclined to value this opinion.

skinsguy
01-13-2006, 03:05 PM
4. Let's say the Skins fall behind by double-digits in this one. Have you seen anything from their offense lately to make you even remotely think they could come back? There's always one blowout in Round 2. Always. And this looks like the one.

The Pick: Seahawks 30, Washington 6

The "experts" were probably saying the samething back in week two when the Redskins fell behind by a double digit lead and had a worse offensive showing than last week's game up until Brunell to Moss happens twice within a minute. So yes, the Redskins can comeback. The media is making the Seahawks out to be a much stronger team than what they really are. I don't mind having the worst team in the NFL playoffs make it to the NFC Championship game! :point:

hurrykaine
01-13-2006, 03:09 PM
30-6? aa-hahahahahahahaha.

Antonio takes the opening kickoff to the house. Skins D causes an early turnover. No way this'll be a blow out.

12thMan
01-13-2006, 03:10 PM
I find it interesting that the talking heads are prepared to sum up our entire season and come to a conclusion based on how we do this Saturday.

They so underestimate Clinton Portis' toughness. And they so underestimate Gibbs' ability to game plan and adjust.

He goes on to say six straight wins add up, well last time I checked Seattle ripped off eleven in a roll. Why is six or seven out of the question for us?

If Edell Shepherd holds onto that pass, if....if.....if....
....if he holds on, maybe he's playing in Tampa but somewhere else!

See you in Carolina next week Simmons!!

skinsguy
01-13-2006, 03:11 PM
Not unless it's us blowing them out! The Redskins are about ready to prove the country..namely the critics all wrong. I hope everybody likes the taste of crow after this one!

12thMan
01-13-2006, 03:12 PM
Not unless it's us blowing them out! The Redskins are about ready to prove the country..namely the critics all wrong. I hope everybody likes the taste of crow after this one!

Trust me, the Redskins have nothing left to prove.

MTK
01-13-2006, 03:14 PM
I guess that's why they play the games, to prove the blowhards wrong!

hesscl34
01-13-2006, 03:16 PM
He's got the part about there always being a Blow Out in the second round right - but it will be the Skins on TOP!!!! 35-7

hesscl34
01-13-2006, 03:23 PM
Ten reasons why the Redskins can beat the Seahawks.

1) Excluding their meaningless late-season games with the Colts and Packers (W and L, respectively), the Seahawks have played four teams with a winning record and have split those contests. The Redskins, meanwhile, have played eleven teams with a winning record and are 6-5 in those games.

2) The Seahawks two wins against teams with winning records came via monumental gaffes by their opponents. In week 7 against Dallas, Drew Bledsoe threw an ill-advised last-second interception that set up a game-winning Seattle FG. Five weeks later, in another home game against an NFC East opponent, Giants kicker Jay Feely missed three makeable FGs in the 4th quarter and overtime. Don't tell me Seattle is invincible at home.

3) In his nine games against teams with records worse than 6-10, Alexander is averaging 131.1 yards and 2.33 touchdowns. In four games against teams with winning records, Shaun Alexander is averaging 85.5 yards and .5 touchdowns. If A. Rod doesn't play in the World Baseball Classic, maybe Shaun A. could take his place, seeing as they both love piling up stats against inferior opponents but never seem to get it done in big games.

4) Everyone talks about how difficult it is to win a Wild Card and Divisional Playoff game on the road. And they're right. Only twice since the NFL expanded to a 12-team playoff in 1990 have teams won road games in the first two rounds of the playoffs. The last team to do it was the 1996 Jacksonville Jaguars. Their quarterback? Mark Brunell.

5) Joe Gibbs has a career 18-5 record in the playoffs and is 19-4 in games played in January.

6) The Seahawks franchise has not won a playoff game since 1984, the longest such current drought in the NFL. Under Holmgren, Seattle is 0-3 in the playoffs, including a home-loss last season to the underdog St. Louis Rams.

7) Mike Holmgren is a very good coach, but he hasn't won a playoff game without Brett Favre. Joe Gibbs, on the other hand, is a very great coach and has won playoff games and Super Bowls with Jay Schroeder, Doug Williams and Mark Rypien.

8) Seattle tackle Walter Jones is one of, if the not the, best offensive lineman in football. This should help quell Philip Daniels, but the strength of the Redskins d-line is not on the outside but in the middle with Cornelius Griffin and Joe Salave'a.

9) The Redskins have played four "rematch" games this season (Dallas, New York, Tampa Bay and Philadelphia). In the first games against those teams, Washington was outscored 95-66. In the rematches, it was Washington that did the outscoring: 118-57. Gibbs took them from a 29-point deficit to a 61-point advantage, which leads me to #10, the most important fact on this list:

10) Week 3: Washington 20 - Seattle 17. It's one thing to think the Redskins won't win. But to think they can't, especially in light of the fact they've already beaten Seattle this season, is absurd.

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