Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

"Onions do not make Sean Taylor cry. Sean Taylor makes onions shit themselves."

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sean Taylor allows to live."

"When Sean Taylor was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Sean Taylor!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with."

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sean Taylor could use to kill you, including the room itself."

"In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sean Taylor, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him."

"When Sean Taylor jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sean instead."

"Sean Taylor has two speeds: walk and kill."

"You are what you eat. That is why Sean Taylor's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children."

"If you were to lock Sean Taylor in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Sean replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response."

"Sean Taylor invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."

Nice!!!

Hey Malcolm I got one:

What's five feet tall, burnt orange and grey and has tears streaming......



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Joey Galloway after a Sean Taylor hit!! (hey, that was the best I could do:(

Sean Taylor is the only man to successfully beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Sean Taylor does not sleep. He waits.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Sean Taylor out. It failed miserably.

To attain inner peace, Sean Taylor eats Buddhists.

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sean Taylor played in second grade.

Sean Taylor once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Sean Taylor is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a Indian.

If you can see Sean Taylor, he can see you. If you can't see Sean Taylor, you may be only seconds away from death.

"Onions do not make Sean Taylor cry. Sean Taylor makes onions shit themselves."

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sean Taylor allows to live."

"When Sean Taylor was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Sean Taylor!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with."

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sean Taylor could use to kill you, including the room itself."

"In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sean Taylor, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him."

"When Sean Taylor jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sean instead."

"Sean Taylor has two speeds: walk and kill."

"You are what you eat. That is why Sean Taylor's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children."

"If you were to lock Sean Taylor in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Sean replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response."

"Sean Taylor invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink."
Q: What do you get if you had Sean Taylor minus his sublime coverage skills and his great anticipation when the ball is in the air?

A: Roy Williams, SS, Dallas (Cheap overrated pro bowl selection on non-playoff team)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! These are awesome. Hey Brud, are you adapting these from the "Vin Diesel" facts?

LOL!!!

Behind every great man there is a great woman, and behind that woman is Sean Taylor.

They say when a bear is chasing you, you just have to outrun the slowest person. If Sean Taylor is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.

Sean Taylor does not hit WRs, knocking balls loose. He scares them into the fetal position.

Since 2004, the year Sean Taylor entered the league, alligator-arm incidents have increased 13,000%.

The chief export of Sean Taylor is pain.

There are no injured WRs. Only WRs who have played against Sean Taylor.

Good stuff!

LOL!!!

Behind every great man there is a great woman, and behind that woman is Sean Taylor.

They say when a bear is chasing you, you just have to outrun the slowest person. If Sean Taylor is chasing you, you're dead no matter what.

Sean Taylor does not hit WRs, knocking balls loose. He scares them into the fetal position.

Since 2004, the year Sean Taylor entered the league, alligator-arm incidents have increased 13,000%.

The chief export of Sean Taylor is pain.

There are no injured WRs. Only WRs who have played against Sean Taylor.


Third from bottom is hillarious!!

You guys are killing me! lol
I liked these the best.

"In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sean Taylor could use to kill you, including the room itself."


The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sean Taylor played in second grade.