Funny Sean Taylor Facts...

I actually DID make that one up. The rest are excerpts from Vin Diesel, Chuck Norris and Mr. T facts.

Nawwww.....get outta here!! :)


Funny as hell though.

FDR was capable of walking, until he met Sean Taylor

Napoleon was 6'5" at his peak. When he was 18, he heard about Sean Taylor and had his legs shortened so that he could hide behind his army when Taylor was near

Everytime a bell rings, an Angel is thrown into Hell by Sean Taylor

When Montana decided on a speed limit for it's highways, they decided it would be the speed of the world's fastest man. They met Sean Taylor. This is why there is no posted speed limit on Montana's highways.

While at the "U", Sean Taylor would eat his professors to gain the knowledge to pass his classes.

When Sean was a small boy, the school bully tried to take his milk money. Not only did that bully disappear, but so did any traces of the existance of his family, dead or alive.

Decisions in Hollywood aren't made by actors, producers, directors, executives. They are made by Sean Taylor.

"There is no face between Sean Taylor's goatee, only another fist."

The television character "MacGuyver" was loosely based on the exploits & adventures of Sean Taylor.

Do you know how I know your gay?


How?


Your not Sean Taylor.

(40 year old virgin ripoff :laughing2 )

Brokeback Mountain's script originally detailed the sexual exploits of two very manly Cowboys who prowled the countryside looking for panties to drop. The script had to be rewritten to more accurately portray modern-day Cowboys, because thanks to Sean Taylor, straight Cowboys no longer exist.

Like a modern day Dr. Moreau, Sean Taylor can combine men with beasts. Currently, he's giving wide receivers the arms of alligators.

Video of Sean Taylor's bone-crunching hit on Patrick Crayton was used as the basis for the newest fatalities in Mortal Combat. But the FCC declared that the game was too violent and had to be toned down. The FCC chairman has since been found dead, apparently due to helmet-to-helmet related causes.

Sean Taylor is Keiser Sose.

Sean Taylor is Keiser Sose.

Now THAT's a good one.